Hating the skincare trends made in TikTok
TikTok is esa red social... Which has come to replace the 1-liter chocolate ice cream and the family-sized bag of chips; an emotional bulimia tool for you to swallow memes and viral videos, while you disconnect and don't think about anything serious.
But between dances, Karens, puppies and recipes... good, pretty and cheap beauty trends creep in that you think you can repeat in the solitude of your house... and end up with the face of Adonis... well, maybe not.
From smearing Vaseline on your buttocks to massaging your cheeks with a cucumber stick ...
Therefore, for those of you who still have the attention span above 15 seconds of reading comprehension, today we come to respond #NoFilters to the most viral skincare trends made in TikTok; so that trends don't leave your skin suffering.
#CloudSkin
OR HOW TO DO YOUR MAKEUP AS A DOOR TO LOOK SUPER-PRODUCED BUT #REAL.🤳
That is, apply and mix 7 to 10 blends and textures... to achieve a natural effect, but one that is noticeable.
Shiny, but without shine.
Mate, but juicy…
A championship oxymoron like burning ice, the original copies, good morning, or non-alcoholic gin and tonic.
Neither the Da Vinci code nor your mother's contradictory instructions when you were a minor and went out on a Friday (have a good time/come back soon/don't do anything I wouldn't do) were so difficult to decipher and understand their purpose.
Our review: if you want a matte face without shine, use Dragon Shot , a single anti-shine and pro-natural beauty moisturizer … really.
Moisturizer with water-cream texture and anti-shine for daily use. Moisturizes, removes shine, antioxidant.
#FaceTapping
Or how to leave your face tighter than the skin of a drum... without punctures 💉
No botox, no facelifts... much better to buy masking tape at your trusted hardware store and give it a try on facial DIY to lift your face and reduce expression lines.
Spoiler alert: cellophane does not tighten the skin, it does not 'reposition' the muscles... your face is not a package of Vinted...
Our review: give Wow Young a try, a night cream with retinol that reduces wrinkles and expression lines… but always with dignity and a good face.
Homemade scrubs
Or how to put more sugar in your face than at the after party of a Smurf communion. 🍯
Who says sugar, says salt, sand, rice... on the TikTok darkweb of homemade scrubs , your trusted creators don't dislike any ingredient or vegetable on your face.
And then we are surprised by the effects that Peking bat soups cause... but as a human species, we deserve it a bit.
Our review: are you craving an exfoliation (the one I gave you) with a delicious-yummy smell?: give yourself a shot with our
#FaceMaskMaker
Or how to make funkier masks than Michael Myers's from home. 💀
If you add a machine that looks like science fiction to the homemade recipes to make your own facial masks...
The little club is now going into R&D mode, criticizing everything they find in the fresh section of Lidl: blueberries and raspberries, kiwis, cucumbers, honey, mango... even beers or candy balls .
You have surely thrown worse things in your face; but for a snack dinner, better stick to the spreadable cheese section.
Our review: real super masks , our Hero's Recharging Mask , which in 20 minutes will leave your face looking like it did after 2 hours of spa while watching TikTok from the couch.
Conclusion: screw the (tr)ends
TikTok comes to kill hours and expand the list of people you follow on Twitter (😉).
Full of guilty pleasure and commenting on the shame of others who put on Shakira-style choirs, while you scroll from the comfort of your sofa... But to take care of your face as it deserves and without breaking the bank in the attempt, lesstrends and more CON-SCIENCE.
We do cool right,
