Top 7 skincare mistakes that your crush notices... but you (until now) don't

Do you feel like a total knockout… but your crush sees you as just average?Tinder is all about emojis of hearts and eggplants… and then in person they just give you the cold shoulder?

Well, we have some bad news for you… and some good news.


The bad news is that you could be making serious mistakes by not taking care of yourself (or not taking care of yourself, ahem ahem). 🙄 ) That you might not see, but that are written all over your face. And your crush knows it.

The good news is that we've conducted a mega study (we even asked our ex-Tinder matches) where we've listed each and every one of these basic mistakes. Skincare and grooming tips for men that scare off their crush. There you go:

1. Black only the humor; not nails or teeth

There's no need for the excuse of wanting to touch yourself to have clean nails, nor is there a need to bite your lips to avoid exhaling garlic like you're trying to scare away vampires.

A quick check of your nails and washing your mouth before going out (or the legendary life-saving gum) are always good things to do.


2. To smell like humanity… or like the perfume aisle at Mercadona

If there's anything worse than smelling like a gym at rush hour... it's smelling like cologne from the other end of the street.

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3. More shine on your face than on the napkins at a beach bar.

Or going through life as if you spend the day in front of a grill and dazzling the mannequins behind shop windows.

If that's your problem, what you need to banish shine is a good face wash with a good facial cleanser like our Splash Foam Party that takes away the dirt, the grease and the bad vibes.

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€24.95

Foaming facial cleanser. Suitable for use in the shower. Removes dirt and unclogs pores without drying out the skin.


4. Skin scalier than a dehydrated lizard 🦎

It shows on your face… but also on your neck and ears… and it makes you look like one of those who had bad luck when Thanos snapped his fingers…

To combat it, get yourself a moisturizer. as our Dragon Shot, (look at that)To leave wanting to To eat the world… and have the world yell “I’ll eat your face” back at you.

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€24.95

Daily moisturizing, water-cream texture with anti-shine properties. Hydrates, reduces shine, and provides antioxidant benefits.


5. May your longest and most stable relationship be with teenage pimples.

Yes, the treacherous pimples that appear before a date and blackheads deeper than our most intimate secrets They attract attention when two faces look at each other. in the extreme foreground.

If this is your daily routine, One of Coffee Crush is coming right up for you: an exfoliating jolt that deeply cleanses, unclogs pores and gets rid of pimples and blackheads.


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€24.95

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6. More dark circles under the eyes than a panda with a hangover. 🐼

It's one thing for some people to think that dark circles and bags under the eyes have their own sex appeal... and quite another to actually think that they do. going through life looking like you haven't slept 8 hours straight in the last 8 years.

Now then, If you're going to not sleep a wink all night, at least let it be for a good reason and with a "you got me" look on your face the next morning.

For that purpose, our Banzeye He's giving you the eye from here: an eye contour with an instant and lasting flash effect that reduces bags and dark circles, but raises bilirubin.

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Eye contour treatment with a flash effect. Minimizes crow's feet, dark circles, and bags.


7. Wild hair, beard, and facial hair, as if you were competing on Survivor.

Breaking news: you don't have to look like the last man on earth to get your crush to notice you. And no, you also don't need to have a beard and eyebrows so perfectly groomed that you look like you're wearing a "tiki-tiki" face 24/7.

And most importantly…

Remember that This isn't about obsessing over looking and being seen looking great… but that Everyone's morale (and other things) is boosted by a compliment about your pretty face.

So Keep working towards your next level No pressure because…

Who wouldn't like to look good in the mirror, or even just once in a while? Who wouldn't?

We do cool right,
Siwon