Do you feel like a hottie... but your crush sees you as ordinary? On Tinder everything is emojis of hearts and eggplants... and then in person they only give you pumpkins?   

Well, we have some bad news for you… and some good news.

La mala es que podrías estar cometiendo cagadas heavys al cuidarte (o no cuidarte, ejem ejem 🙄 ) que quizás tú no ves, pero que se te notan en la cara. Y tu crush lo sabe.  

The good news is that we have created a mega study (we have asked our ex-Tinder matches) where we list each and every one of these basic skincare and care mistakes for men that scare away their crush. There you go:

1. Black humor only; not nails or teeth

There is no need for the excuse of wanting to reach for clean nails, nor is it necessary to eat one's nose to avoid exhaling garlic as if to scare away vampires.   

A review of your nails and washing your mouth before going out (or the legendary lifesaving gum) are always good people.

2. Smell like humanity… or like a Mercadona perfumery aisle

If there's anything worse than smelling like a gym during rush hour... it's smelling like cologne from across the street.   

For the SHORTEST distances? (I don't know if I understand myself 😉 - give our cream below a try: Giggleberries: deodorant, refreshing... and with a rich-rich smell of sweets to whet your appetite... you know ;)

3. More shine on your face than on the napkins at a beach bar

Or go through life as if you spent the day in front of a grill and dazzling the mannequins behind the shop windows.  

If that is your evil eye, what you need to ward off the shine is a good face wash with a good facial cleanser like our Splash Foam Party that washes away dirt, oil and bad vibes.  

4. Skin flakier than a dehydrated lizard 🦎

It shows on your face... but also on your neck and ears... and it makes you look like one of those who was unlucky when Thanos snapped his fingers...   

To combat it, apply a moisturizing cream like our Dragon Shot , (look where you are) . To leave wanting to take on the world... and for the world to shout "I'll eat your face" back at you.

5. May your most stable and longest relationship be with the pimples of adolescence

Sí, los granitos traicioneros que te salen antes de una cita y los puntos negros más profundos que nuestras intimidades llaman la atención cuando dos caras se miran en primerísimo plano.  

If this is your daily streak, here's one from Coffe Crush for you: an exfoliating shot that deeply cleanses, unclogs pores and eliminates pimples and blackheads.

6. More dark circles than a hungover panda 🐼

Una cosa es que algunxs piensen que las ojeras y bolsas tienen su sex-appeal… y otra muy distinta es ir por la vida con pintas de no haber dormido 8 horas seguidas en los últimos 8 años.  

Now, let's not sleep a wink all night, unless it's for a good reason and with a "you got it" face the next morning.    

For that, our Banzeye is making eyes at you from here: an eye contour with an instant and long-lasting flash effect that reduces bags and dark circles, but increases bilirubin.

7. Wild hair, beard and facial hair as if you were a contestant on Survivor

Breaking news: you don't have to look like the last man on earth for your crush to notice you. And no, you don't need to have a beard and eyebrows so sharp that you have a “tiki-tiki” face 24/7.

And the most important…   

Remember that this is not about being obsessed with seeing each other and being seen very well... but that everyone's morale (and what is not moral) is boosted by a compliment for your pretty face.

So you continue working on your next level without pressure because…  

Who wouldn't like to see themselves naughty in the mirror from time to time? Who won't like it?   

We do cool right,
Siwon