Silence in the court! Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Pay attention to the charges against you…

Is it true that you give it your all dancing like a saw when "Sueño contigo" by Camela comes on? at the village festival? 💃 Is it true that you're more hooked on the lives of the influencers who appear in your Instagram feed than on your own? 🔎 Is it true that Do you devour Christmas rom-coms like they're made of shortbread from November 1st onwards?🎄

The verdict is clear: we declare you guilty… of guilty pleasures.

Relax, you don't need to call a lawyer (the one I have hanging here) because we're not here to judge anyone.

There's nothing about Siwon that excites us more than the occasional guilty pleasure… And today we're here to bring our guilty pleasures out of the closet and defend them tooth and nail.

In defense of guilty pleasures (or guilty pleasures for those who didn't have Magic English)

By definition (and according to Google Translate), a guilty pleasure is literally a guilty pleasure. That is to say, They're those little things that freak us out, but we don't dare confess them in public because they're out of line. dictatorship of good taste that we have had to live through.

You know: those social “rules” and norms that separate what’s cool from what’s not; what’s okay to show off from what borders on secondhand embarrassment; what you should wear as a flag or what you’re better off leaving hidden in your underwear drawer.

But… why?

Do we have to repent for those "sins" and pleasures we commit when no one is watching? Should pop culture, TV series, movies, music, or all the things that raise our blood pressure also make us blush? Are we condemned to feel bad for wanting to feel good?

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Pleasure doesn't have to be something in bad taste, morally questionable, or bad for you or anyone else.

So No matter how many stereotypes, prejudices or posturing they try to pass off on us... Let he who is without guilty pleasures cast the first stone.

Look and see.

Our top guilty pleasures that (almost) everyone wants to enjoy guilt-free

1. Stealing from the hotel while on vacation

Towels, soaps, the "leftovers" from the buffet... and basically everything that fits in your suitcase, because that's what you paid for.

2. Take the card for a walk

Treat yourself #becauseyouareworthit. Buying the same item of clothing in different colors because it looks amazing on you. Your life feels like a Vinted ad.

3. Being corny

In such an elite world, You're so Notebook-esque. Your thing is ballads, cotton candy, crying at Pixar movies, and spooning... even if it ends up as a kebab.

4. Gossiping on a "Sálvame" level

Stalking your ex, Gossiping about your work colleagues, looking at the WhatsApp messages of the person sitting next to you on the subway… It's not that you revel in other people's drama… but almost.

5. Unmask the geek within you

What a treat! have a LOL For the lulz, reorganize your Funko Pop army and above all… polish your lightsaber (😜).

6. Getting hooked on "trash TV"

From the most lurid reality shows to the most outlandish novels of the early 2000s, to the most awful series. And if you binge-watch until Netflix asks you "Are you still watching?", they'll give you two diamonds.

7. Let the ragatanga rhythm possess you

You know those songs your friends laugh at, while you pretend you don't put them on repeat on Spotify? Show off a dance routine that would put Fama to shame or make you the envy of karaoke... even if you sing off-key like a cat in heat.

8. Let out the mood, F*ck Mr. Wonderful

#NoFilter. Hate. Spit venom. Swear at everything. Go for it, once a year won't hurt.

9. All those things your mother wouldn't be proud of.

Stick a booger under the table, eat straight from the Nutella jar and lick the spoon like there's no tomorrow, leave your kelly in command mode…

10. And whatever comes up

Because there are so many little things we're not going to mention on this list (because they're guilty pleasures), we're going to stick to the important ones. And that is...Here, neither guilty nor innocent: just enjoyers.

So…

• If you spend hours watching conspiracy theories on YouTube…
• If your legs tremble when Don Omar's "Pobre Diabla" plays...
• If you know the Kardashian life storyline by heart (and with pride)...

Enjoy it loud and clear, or keep it to yourself, but Enjoy it with a dirty mind and a clean conscience, knowing that our unconfessed deeds are not incompatible with doing things right.

P.S: And if you want to give free rein to pleasure (without being blamed for it)...

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We do cool right,
Siwon