In defense of guilty pleasures

Silence in the room! Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Watch out for the charges against you...

Is it true that you give it EVERYTHING dancing like a saw when Camela's “I Dream of You” plays at your town's festival? 💃 Is it true that you are more hooked on the lives of the influencers that appear in your Instagram magnifying glass than on your own? 🔎 Is it true that you've been eating Christmas romcoms since November 1st? 🎄

The verdict is clear: we find you guilty… of guilty pleasures.

Don't worry, you don't need to call a lawyer (the one I have posted here) because we are not here to judge anyone.

In Siwon there is nothing that turns us on more than an unspeakable pleasure from time to time... and today we come to take our guilty pleasures out of the closet to defend them tooth and nail.

In defense of guilty pleasures (or guilty pleasures for those who did not have Magic English)

Por definición (y por traducción de Google) un guilty pleasure es literalmente un placer culpable. Es decir, son esas cositas que nos #PutoFlipan, pero que no nos atrevemos a confesar en público porque se salen de esta dictadura del buen gusto que nos ha tocado vivir.

You already know: those “rules” and social norms that separate what's cool from what's not; what is good to posturing about what borders on other people's embarrassment; what you have to carry as a flag or what you better leave hidden in the gayumbo drawer.

But why?

Do we have to repent of those “sins” and pleasures that we commit when no one sees us? Should pop culture, series, movies, music or all the activities that raise our bilirubin also raise our colors? Are we condemned to feel bad for wanting to feel good?

👊 IS-ME-TO-SEE 👊

Pleasure doesn't have to be something in bad taste, or morally questionable, or bad for you or anyone else.

So no matter how many stereotypes, prejudices or posturing that try to sneak in... Let the one who is free of guilty pleasures cast the first stone.

Look and you will see.

Our TOP guilty pleasures that (almost) everyone wants to enjoy without guilt

1. Steal from the hotel when you go on vacation

Towels, soaps, the “leftovers” from the buffet… and basically everything you can fit in your suitcase, which is what you paid for.

2. Take the card out for a walk

Indulge yourself #becauseyoulovethem. Buy the same garment in different colors because it looks amazing on you. Make your life look like a Vinted ad.

3. Be cheesy

In a world so Elite, you are so El Diario de Noa. Yours are ballads, cotton candy, crying with Pixar movies and spooning... even if it ends in a pinch.

4. Marujear level Save me

Stalking your ex, gossiping about your work friends, looking at the WhatsApps of the person sitting next to you on the subway... It's not that you revel in other people's drama... but almost.

5. Unmask the geek inside you

What a pleasure to give yourself a LOL for the loles, rearrange your army of Funko Pops and above all... shine your lightsaber (😜).

6. Get hooked on "trash TV"

The most morbid reality shows, the most popular novels, the cheesiest series. And if you do a marathon until Netflix asks you “are you still there?”, they give you up to two diamonds.

7. May the ragatanga rhythm possess you

You know those songs that your colleagues laugh at, while you pretend not to replay them on Spotify? Score a choreo that you won't even be able to dance or the karaoke of your life... even if you don't tune like a cat in heat.

8. Letting out the F*ck Mr. Wonderful mood

#Without filters. Hatear. Release poison. Shit on everything. Give it a go, once a year doesn't hurt.

9. All those things your mother wouldn't be proud of.

Stick a booger under the table, eat straight from the Nutella jar and suck on the spoon like there's no tomorrow, get out of your kelly in commando mode...

10. And whatever arises

Because there are so many little things that we are not going to tell on this list (which for that reason are unspeakable pleasures), that we are going to keep the important things. And here neither guilty nor innocent: enjoy.

So…

If you spend hours watching conspiracy theories on YouTube...
If your legs shake when “Pobre Diabla” by Don Omar booms…
If you know the Kardashians' life story by heart (and with pride)...

Enjoy it to the four winds or behind closed doors, but enjoy it with a dirty mind and a clean conscience knowing that our unspeakable scoundrels are not incompatible with doing things well.

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We do cool right,
Siwon

🚨 Attention to all units. This is an emergency call, beibi. Man with skincare overdose. We need reinforcements.🚨

📣 Siwon, speaking: we are forced to release an urgent statement.

We are experiencing an avalanche of creampies:

With asset names more complicated to pronounce than IKEA furniture
With lists of ingredients that leave you more cross-eyed than the magic eye books from when you were a kid (memory unlocked)
With 'it's natural', 'clinical results', more is more...

Pure cosmetic gluttony, hey.

And in the end you, full of junk and without really knowing why.

For this reason, and to practice conscious cosmetic hedonism - few things, but with great taste and intention - we have prepared this guide with the richest and healthiest cosmetic vitamins for your face. We will touch it and expand it from time to time.

VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN

Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging

What is it?
Some eat carrots in pairs. We are more into slathering ourselves in retinol, vitamin A in the form of a cosmetic active ingredient. It is the best known anti-aging: it reduces wrinkles, expression lines,…. Stimulates the renewal of your skin (Wolverine-style) by making the 'factory go into overdrive' to produce those things that are lost/slowed down with age: collagen, proteins, etc.

How does your face look?
Well, with a fresher appearance... cooler than James Dean in his younger years.

Where do I find it?
In our WOWYOUNG pro-aging night cream

👉Do you want to know more? Debunking myths... retinol

Vitamin B (3) 💃 'B3'... good, pretty and beautiful

What is it?
Also known as niacinamide, it is the “anti-system” vitamin by nature: anti-spots, anti-inflammatory, anti-pimples, anti-redness and, therefore, anti-haters. It is such a democratic ingredient that it works for almost all skin types. (Yes, it turns out that niacinamide is more tolerant than Roy Galán.)

How does your face look?
Well, to touch your palms with joy when you look in the mirror.

Where do I find it?
In our Handsomefyer tuner

👉Do you want to know more? Handsomefyer , the instant tuner

Vitamin B (5) 🙏 'B5' from… with hydration and lubricating I put it into you…

What is it?
If in this lottery that is life, you have had to deal with dry skin, tighter than Lomana every winter, panthenol or vitamin B5 is your ally in this tough battle.

How does your face look?
Hydrated, hydrated. In addition, there is some study that attributes some anti-inflammatory and regenerating action to your skin's natural barrier as if it were Easter Sunday.

Vitamin C 🍊 'C' Color of the sand of the Camino Rocero

What is it?
The most searched ingredient for Britney in 2007. It has many functions, but above all it stands out for providing luminosity to your face.

How does your face look?
Lola Flores said that “the shine in your eyes cannot be operated on”… but you won't find the luminosity that remains after using vitamin C in the morning, not even with the Kardashians' favorite surgeon.

Where do I find it?
It's also in our Handsomefyer all-in-1 tuner

Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita

What is it?
The vitamin that comes from space. The one that warms you and brings out your colors. The taste of the sun on the face.

How does your face look?
Well, actually, getting tan... is secondary. Vitamin D helps more with the general health of the skin, hair, muscles... even teeth and bones. When you lack vitamin D, your body knows it.

Where do I find it?
Sunbathing but without going overboard. 10-15 minutes, 3 times a week (depending on your skin type) is more than enough. Don't act like that, otherwise you'll age faster and worse than Christopher Nolan's movies.

Vitamin E 🌊 'E' from mirror mirror…

What is it?
Vitamin E or tocopherol - we know, it sounds like a prison nickname, but the benefits of its use are much more enjoyable than scary -, it is an absolute antioxidant. And, if that were not enough, it is capable of extending the useful life of other cosmetic active ingredients: the little blue pill of skincare.

How does your face look?
Well, protected: from the weather, from pollution and from free radicals (which are not angry anti-system).

Where do I find it?
Well, for example in Dragon Shot , which in addition to leaving your face hydrated, you will notice that your shine disappears during the day.

👉Do you want to know more? Agüita, baby – moisturizing for your skin

Take a vitamin when you fall in love

If that La Fiesta song already said it: take vitamins...

For breakfast, for lunch, for a snack, for dinner... and even for snacks if necessary.

With good vibes, a pinch of nose and, 🧪 The recipes, always with substance.

Siwon
We do cool right!

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In defense of guilty pleasures

In defense of guilty pleasures (or guilty pleasures for those who did not have Magic English)

Our TOP guilty pleasures that (almost) everyone wants to enjoy without guilt

1. Steal from the hotel when you go on vacation

2. Take the card out for a walk

3. Be cheesy

4. Marujear level Save me

5. Unmask the geek inside you

6. Get hooked on "trash TV"

7. May the ragatanga rhythm possess you

8. Letting out the F*ck Mr. Wonderful mood

9. All those things your mother wouldn't be proud of.

10. And whatever arises

Heroes' recharging mask

andhydrogel facial sarilla with pila recharge effect

VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN

Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging

Vitamin B (3) 💃 'B3'... good, pretty and beautiful

Vitamin B (5) 🙏 'B5' from… with hydration and lubricating I put it into you…

Vitamin C 🍊 'C' Color of the sand of the Camino Rocero

Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita

Vitamin E 🌊 'E' from mirror mirror…

Take a vitamin when you fall in love

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