The Tinderazo of the creampies Siwon fights back (Vol. II)
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
We started racking our brains and asking ourselves a question of vital philosophical importance, one of those that marks a before and after in the history of humanity, one of those that ends with the sign "To Be Continued"...
What if our products were Tinder profiles? What would they be like? Where would they take you to charm you on the first date? What tricks would they have up their sleeve to entice you to swipe right, more eagerly than you swipe the volume button on the TV when it starts Temptation Island?
Let the hopefuls for your new supermatch come forward:
THE TINDER OF SIWON CREAMS (Vol. ii)
BANZEYE: THE ONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU AND UNDRESSES YOU
In her photo: Some looks can make you fall in love… And looks that could make you pregnant. And this one almost made you eight months pregnant. It's not just that she posts pictures of her eyes, it's that her profile is a trainee ophthalmologist's wet dream.
In his bio: Don't expect much. He's one of those who believe that when eyes speak volumes, words are unnecessary. Nighttime dates, in the dark, where #nobodycanseeyou? Yeah, right, and miss out on those handsome eyes from The Flower of My Secret? Better a stroll with a sunset view, so that when you least expect it, he'll pierce you (with his gaze) and whisper softly in your ear… “when the light hits them from this side, they're a little green too, you see?”

Swipe Right If you're tempted to start flirting by making eyes at someone and waking up the next morning with dark circles under your eyes, as long as it's for a good cause.
Swipe Left If you think that look of not having slept 8 hours straight in the last 8 years is already part of your sex appeal.
The soundtrack: Papa Levante - I Blush

HERO'S RECHARGING MASK: THE MOST SUPER OF YOUR SUPERMATCHES
In her photo: It looks like a Marvel and DC convention. Iron Man t-shirts on the outside, Captain America underwear on the inside. He doesn't wear masks or capes, but wherever he goes, the world wonders: Is he a bird? Is he a plane? Is he Superman? Or is he just a simple man who wants to win your heart?
In his bio: He says he wants to lead you to the dark side, but then he's a being of light who defends self-care, lightsaber in hand. A textbook super-geek. He may not know how to fix the wifi, but he has the keys to help you reset. The best company for Sundays with a hangover, It doesn't bring you breakfast in bed, but it knows how to leave you feeling like you've recharged your batteries... even if you haven't slept a wink.

Swipe Right If you also fantasize about 20 minutes of superpowers that will leave you feeling more satisfied than 2 hours at a spa.
Swipe Left If your only personality is going through life with the same face as Bruce Wayne: switched off, out of range, or without vital battery.
The soundtrack: David Bustamante - I'm not a Superman

COFFEE CRUSH: YOUR FAVORITE MORNING BOOST
In her photo: Her favorite filter? The coffee filter. One hand for selfies, the other always free for Starbucks Frappuccinos. We neither confirm nor deny that she's hot enough to dunk a churro in.
In his bio: Sweet but intense… like your favorite coffee. A morning glory. A guru of morning productivity (and we won't tell you how he earned that title). On the first date, he takes you out for brunch, and not because he's gorgeous. You don't have to scratch the surface to see if he's hiding many layers, red flags, or black marks. What you see is what you get: pure essence. But be warned, if you try him, he's addictive… in every sense of the word.

Swipe Right if you feel like it a shake that leaves you feeling brand new and they wake you up more than the iPhone alarm on Monday mornings.
Swipe Left If you're in such a decaffeinated mood that we'd fall asleep writing this... zzz
The soundtrack: Miguel Bosé - My Brunette

HANDSOMEFYER: THE ALL-IN-ONE I PRAY TO
In her photo: #NoFilter, believe it or not. No posing, no sets, she's getting all the attention, like a Hola! paparazzi. I used to be an atheist, but now I believe, and I wonder if God got a little carried away the day he handed out the "hot girl" gene.
Your bio: At first glance it seems like a normal thing, nothing you haven't seen before, but when you experience it firsthand for the first time… It has everything: Good principles, it's there for you in the best and worst of times, the crew notices that miraculous aura of "you've definitely got it" that it provokes... Where do we put the altar to it?

Swipe Right If you too pray to heaven to wake up every morning blessed with that hot effect that you can see but not notice.
Swipe Left if you're more of a "Titi asked me..." person than an all-in-one.
The soundtrack: C. Tangana and Nathy Peluso - Atheist

Okay, maybe it wasn't such a life-changing question and we got a little carried away with the hype. But if you fancy a few laughs while you find out your next match cosmetic to level up your profile and keep wearing down the swipe button Your trusted dating app…
Siwon's Tinder will always have a place in his heart for you. ❤️🔥
We do cool right,
Siwon


