The Tinderazo of Siwon creampies

There are many fish in the sea and many applications where they can be caught; with rod, harpoon or trawl net. But if there's one app where you can find everything in this crazy world world of online loveIt's like the Chinese bazaar downstairs, that's Tinder.

Let's admit it... we've all been tempted at some point. Some even to the point of not being able to tell who they've had more than just a beer with and who they haven't.

And from one thing to another, from one thought to another, we started thinking… if our products were profiles in that democratic and artificial metaverse of Tinder… what would they be like? What would they like? What would their soundtrack be?

Let's get down to business:

THE TINDER OF SIWON CREAMS (Part I)

Handsomefyer Sun: the Maluma of your area

In her photo: The only filters you'll see are the ones on the sunglasses. Swimsuit, flip-flops, and a shirt open to the navel to show off your Sunday best, even if it's still colder than in your ex's heart.

In his bioHe says he likes long walks on the beach, but in reality he's always ready for some outdoor activity in the blazing sun: a rural getaway, a party, classic terrace-hopping... Any excuse is a good one for a “I’ll give you cream, you give me cream”So go ahead and order another Moscow mule at the beach bar, because Handsomefyer Sun will take care of the good summer vibes.

Swipe Right If you don't mind getting naked on the first date even if you're whiter than a scared vampire, but you refuse to end up looking like a lobster.

Swipe Left if you prefer plans with 4 walls and a roof.

The soundtrackBad Bunny - A Summer Without You

Wow Young: your favorite mature man

In her photo: He's always with dogs and/or nephews, so you can see he's a potential dad. Even though he's seasoned with experience, he's still a youngster in both face and spirit.

In his bio: She throws in '90s references like she's living in an endless episode of Friends. Just don't come at her with anything too modern. “OK, boomer” because they sound like gibberish to him. He lives life as if it were a Superpop testOn the first date, he takes you to a wine tasting, a subtle hint that some things can only improve with time.

Swipe Right If you celebrate wrinkles and expression lines as a sign that you're leveling up year after year (even though you also like to keep them under control).

Swipe Left if you only acknowledge your true age when it's time to renew your ID card.

The soundtrack: Papi Chulo - Lorna

Giggleberries Gel: your trusted Tinderfuck

In her photoLet's just say it doesn't leave much to the imagination...

In his bio, the emojis🍆In your DMs, send dick pics. Get straight to the point and be clear about what you want, but always keep it lighthearted and have a few laughs. Go on Tinder to make friends the same way you go on Pornhub to watch the plumber fix the pipe. Romantic encounters might not be your thing, but if you enjoy the foreplay being almost better than the actual sex, you'll definitely be back.

Swipe Right if you like start your nights of naughtiness on your ownAnd the position you end up in will be another story.

Swipe Left If your thing isn't a quickie that starts and ends in bed.

The soundtrack: Tonight is sex night - Wisin and Yandel

Sporture Gel: the embedded gymbro

In her photo: six-packs, tight leggings and turbo packages that more than one person would swallow the whole cycling tour for.

Your bio It looks like a gym brochure. It's all about fitness, running, padel, climbing (the kind I used to teach you)... On the first date, it might take you on a hiking trail through the woods, to a Zumba session, or to practice yoga poses. Whatever it is, just go for it, because if you end up exhausted and flushed from all that exercise, Sporture Gel knows what's up. how to ease your sorrows.

Swipe Right If you don't mind sweating for a good cause, but you refuse to go through life like a cowboy with your legs spread wide from chafing.

Swipe Left If you only have two remedies to alleviate the consequences of so much gym time: talcum powder... or other powders.

The soundtrackEye of the Tiger - Survivor

You see. Here we don't care if, no matter how hard you party, all you catch is a cold, or if you have too many girlfriends for such a small wedding.

Siwon's Tinder is for those who not only want to spruce up their online profile but also work on their next level for fun, enjoyment, and just because.

Let's give each other lots of love. ❤️‍🔥

We do cool right,
Siwon

🚨 Attention all units. This is an emergency call, baby.Man with a skincare overdose. We need backup.🚨

📣 Siwon speaking: We are forced to release an urgent statement.

We're experiencing an avalanche of creams:

With asset names that are more complicated to pronounce than IKEA furniture
With ingredient lists that make you cross-eyed like those magic eye books from when you were a kid (memory unlocked)
With 'it's natural', 'clinical results', more is more…

Pure cosmetic gluttony, listen.

And in the end, you're covered in potions and not really knowing what for.

Therefore, and to practice conscious cosmetic hedonism - few things, but with great pleasure and intention - we have prepared this guide with the richest and healthiest cosmetic vitamins for your face. We will be touching on it and expanding it from time to time.

VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN

Vitamin A 🥕 'A'... for AA: Anti-Aging

What is it?
Some people eat carrots by the pair. We're more into slathering ourselves in retinol, vitamin A in cosmetic form. It's the best-known anti-aging ingredient: it reduces wrinkles, fine lines, and more. It stimulates your skin's renewal (like Wolverine's), getting your skin's production going full steam ahead to produce the things that are lost or slowed down with age: collagen, proteins, and so on.

How does that make your face?
Well, with a more youthful appearance... more handsome than James Dean in his younger days.

Where can I find it?
In our pro-aging night cream WOYOUNG

👉Want to know more? Debunking myths... retinol

Vitamin B(3) 💃 'B3'... for good, beautiful and naughty

What is it?
Also known as niacinamide, it's the quintessential "anti-establishment" vitamin: anti-blemish, anti-inflammatory, anti-acne, anti-redness, and therefore, anti-hater. It's such a democratic ingredient that it works for almost all skin types. (Yes, it turns out niacinamide is more forgiving than Roy Galán.)

How does that make your face?
Well, to clap your hands with joy when you look in the mirror.

Where can I find it?
In our Handsomefyer tuner

👉Want to know more? Handsomefyer, the instant tuner

Vitamin B(5) 🙏 'B5' of… with hydration and lubrication I'll stick it in you…

What is it?
If in this lottery that is life, you've been dealt dry skin, then even more For the tight skin Lomana wears every winter, panthenol or vitamin B5 is your ally in this tough battle.

How does that make your face?
Stay hydrated, stay hydrated. There's also some research that attributes to it an anti-inflammatory and regenerative effect on your skin's natural barrier, like something out of Easter Sunday.

Vitamin C 🍊 'C' for Color of the sand of the Rocío Way

What is it?
The most sought-after ingredient since Britney in 2007. It has many functions, but above all it stands out for bringing luminosity to your face.

How does that make your face?
Lola Flores said that "the sparkle in your eyes can't be surgically enhanced"... but the luminosity you get after using vitamin C in the mornings is something you won't find even with the Kardashians' favorite surgeon.

Where can I find it?
It's also in our all-in-one tuner, Handsomefyer.

Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' for Give me cream

What is it?
The vitamin that comes from space. The one that warms you up and makes you blush. The one that gives you the feeling of sunshine on your face.

How does that make your face?
Well, actually, getting a tan is secondary. Vitamin D is more beneficial for the overall health of your skin, hair, muscles… even your teeth and bones. When you're deficient in vitamin D, your body knows it.

Where can I find it?
Sunbathing is fine, but don't overdo it. 10-15 minutes, 3 times a week (depending on your skin type) is more than enough. Don't be a fool, or you'll age faster and worse than Christopher Nolan movies.

Vitamin E 🌊 'E' for mirror mirror…

What is it?
Vitamin E, or tocopherol—we know, it sounds like a prison name, but its benefits are far more pleasant than frightening—is a powerful antioxidant. And, as if that weren't enough, it can extend the shelf life of other cosmetic ingredients: the little blue pill of skincare.

How does that make your face?
Well, protected: from the weather, from pollution, and from free radicals (which aren't just angry anti-establishment types).

Where can I find it?
For example, in Dragon Shot, Besides leaving your face moisturized, you'll notice that shine disappears throughout the day.

👉Want to know more? Agüita, baby – moisturizer for your skin

Take vitamins when you fall in love

As that song by La Fiesta said: take vitamins…

For breakfast, for lunch, for an afternoon snack, for dinner... and even for a quick bite if the occasion arises.

With good vibes, a touch of cheekiness, and 🧪 The recipes, always with substance.