Insinuation thermometer: they throw things at you and you don't even bother

Does it happen to you that because you don't take hints... you don't even catch it with your mask?

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

We are a lot; The night confuses us and we don't know if they are throwing the chips, the chips, the junk or the entire Chinese bazaar in our faces...

Pfff, is he hitting on me or just being nice?

The fact is that since we are not much of a catch-all either, we have used the newspaper library (like a good Mediaset journalist) to compile the hints that could have ended in a night of love... if we had caught it in time

The thermometer of hints

(from cold-cold… to hotter than St. James cheese)

1. They open a DM: Like old selfies, it tells you “what a photo” when you continue with the same Valencia filter as always... Not everything can be as obvious as the 🔥🍆🍑, but in this case...

Verdict: you have been the victim of a Turkish hacker. I'm sure they're trying to steal your account, so it's better to block them just in case.

2. when they do a visual scan from the basement to the roof:

He looks at you intently. VERY fixedly

Verdict: You have a pimple poking out , a piece of toilet paper in your shoe, or leftover lettuce between your teeth. Go to the bathroom to look.

3. When they ask you questions to get to know you very thoroughly:

Verdict: I'm sure it's Sálvame Deluxe level gossip

4. When his non-verbal language says it all: He speaks softly to get you closer, he doesn't separate from you looking for contact, he brings in chives

Veredicto: en esta época la garganta te rasca, así que ofrécele un pictolín.

5. He eats your ear... with compliments: He asks you if you're going to the gym lately, he tells you that what you're wearing suits you very well, he whispers to you “mmm, you smell good”… And you respond: “thank you, "I just took a shower."

Verdict: here there begins to be trust and fear that you will burn out.

6. He hesitates… without stopping:

Trolling and hesitations

Verdict: hot hot... eh... but be careful that it could still just be mental jokes and early spring.

7. When they touch you... at ease:

Verdict: as with the gender in the fruit shop... the touch is used to know if the mango is ripe. Things are burning here.

8. When he shows you the trailer for what could be your next chapter:

Verdict: It could still end in a happy ending , but it will be difficult for you to follow the conversation with a phrase that does not embarrass others, so prepare a few.

9. When they invite you to do something together... and mixed up:

Verdict: You don't prove... but you don't doubt either. He wants salami. If you leave the situation without a good tip... it won't be because the intention was not clear.

10. When they stop hinting... and put in the 5th:

love fighters

Verdict: If you don't get this one... you have no choice (even so, we know of some cases of people who 'walk away' without really knowing why)

A chin-chin for all the hints you never got 🥂

That each one ties to his roll? Yes. You won't catch a cold if you go around over-analyzing in CSI love mode? Also. That if we had an indirect = direct dictionary, the mischief would be infinitely more boring and with less sauce? you should know.

Face it, with nights of eating love and eating snot equally, but do not deprive yourself of that mystery of adolescent enjoyment of... is he cool or is it my imagination?, while the thermometers, the expectations, the friction and the points rise. from experience. 💃

PD: Y si has llegado hasta el final de este post sin pillar la indirecta…

At least next time I catch you extra handsome with our Handsomefyer XTRA , an all-in-1 cream with arrows that are going to shoot at you, without subtleties or delicacies.

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We do cool right,
Siwon

🚨 Attention to all units. This is an emergency call, beibi. Man with skincare overdose. We need reinforcements.🚨

📣 Siwon, speaking: we are forced to release an urgent statement.

We are experiencing an avalanche of creampies:

With asset names more complicated to pronounce than IKEA furniture
With lists of ingredients that leave you more cross-eyed than the magic eye books from when you were a kid (memory unlocked)
With 'it's natural', 'clinical results', more is more...

Pure cosmetic gluttony, hey.

And in the end you, full of junk and without really knowing why.

For this reason, and to practice conscious cosmetic hedonism - few things, but with great taste and intention - we have prepared this guide with the richest and healthiest cosmetic vitamins for your face. We will touch it and expand it from time to time.

VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN

Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging

What is it?
Some eat carrots in pairs. We are more into slathering ourselves in retinol, vitamin A in the form of a cosmetic active ingredient. It is the best known anti-aging: it reduces wrinkles, expression lines,…. Stimulates the renewal of your skin (Wolverine-style) by making the 'factory go into overdrive' to produce those things that are lost/slowed down with age: collagen, proteins, etc.

How does your face look?
Well, with a fresher appearance... cooler than James Dean in his younger years.

Where do I find it?
In our WOWYOUNG pro-aging night cream

👉Do you want to know more? Debunking myths... retinol

Vitamin B (3) 💃 'B3'... good, pretty and beautiful

What is it?
Also known as niacinamide, it is the “anti-system” vitamin by nature: anti-spots, anti-inflammatory, anti-pimples, anti-redness and, therefore, anti-haters. It is such a democratic ingredient that it works for almost all skin types. (Yes, it turns out that niacinamide is more tolerant than Roy Galán.)

How does your face look?
Well, to touch your palms with joy when you look in the mirror.

Where do I find it?
In our Handsomefyer tuner

👉Do you want to know more? Handsomefyer , the instant tuner

Vitamin B (5) 🙏 'B5' from… with hydration and lubricating I put it into you…

What is it?
If in this lottery that is life, you have had to deal with dry skin, tighter than Lomana every winter, panthenol or vitamin B5 is your ally in this tough battle.

How does your face look?
Hydrated, hydrated. In addition, there is some study that attributes some anti-inflammatory and regenerating action to your skin's natural barrier as if it were Easter Sunday.

Vitamin C 🍊 'C' Color of the sand of the Camino Rocero

What is it?
The most searched ingredient for Britney in 2007. It has many functions, but above all it stands out for providing luminosity to your face.

How does your face look?
Lola Flores said that “the shine in your eyes cannot be operated on”… but you won't find the luminosity that remains after using vitamin C in the morning, not even with the Kardashians' favorite surgeon.

Where do I find it?
It's also in our Handsomefyer all-in-1 tuner

Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita

What is it?
The vitamin that comes from space. The one that warms you and brings out your colors. The taste of the sun on the face.

How does your face look?
Well, actually, getting tan... is secondary. Vitamin D helps more with the general health of the skin, hair, muscles... even teeth and bones. When you lack vitamin D, your body knows it.

Where do I find it?
Sunbathing but without going overboard. 10-15 minutes, 3 times a week (depending on your skin type) is more than enough. Don't act like that, otherwise you'll age faster and worse than Christopher Nolan's movies.

Vitamin E 🌊 'E' from mirror mirror…

What is it?
Vitamin E or tocopherol - we know, it sounds like a prison nickname, but the benefits of its use are much more enjoyable than scary -, it is an absolute antioxidant. And, if that were not enough, it is capable of extending the useful life of other cosmetic active ingredients: the little blue pill of skincare.

How does your face look?
Well, protected: from the weather, from pollution and from free radicals (which are not angry anti-system).

Where do I find it?
Well, for example in Dragon Shot , which in addition to leaving your face hydrated, you will notice that your shine disappears during the day.

👉Do you want to know more? Agüita, baby – moisturizing for your skin

Take a vitamin when you fall in love

If that La Fiesta song already said it: take vitamins...

For breakfast, for lunch, for a snack, for dinner... and even for snacks if necessary.

With good vibes, a pinch of nose and, 🧪 The recipes, always with substance.

Siwon
We do cool right!

Insinuation thermometer: they throw things at you and you don't even bother

VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN

Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging

Vitamin B (3) 💃 'B3'... good, pretty and beautiful

Vitamin B (5) 🙏 'B5' from… with hydration and lubricating I put it into you…

Vitamin C 🍊 'C' Color of the sand of the Camino Rocero

Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita

Vitamin E 🌊 'E' from mirror mirror…

Take a vitamin when you fall in love

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