Spring Fever Survival Guide
Spring has arrived.
The trumpet player, the flower-power girl, and the allergy-related one. When the calendar strikes March 21st, some start a countdown to the next Pumpkin Spice Latte, others open their shirts to their navels like true hippies, and many simply shed layers as if nothing's wrong.
You either love it or hate it, but you can never escape its scent and floral prints.
Just as "death to spring" is not the same as "death to spring," today we march a new wave of…
UNPOPULAR REVIEWS: SPRING FEVER EDITION
#1. The “in-between season” or the impossible combinations of your personal fashion week
Feeling cold in the shade and hot in the sun inspires your most daring looks: short sleeves, a sweatshirt, a jacket, and you can take off layers if it gets hot…
Today, time to sunbathe and rummage through your swimsuits. Tomorrow, a downpour that soaks you to the bone. Every day, a new mystery, a new aesthetic adventure.
#2. Before summer romances, spring rolls.
They also say that spring fever is real. Never underestimate it. the wisdom of a popular saying, Because this is 100% real.
Your serotonin, oxytocin, dopamine, and bilirubin levels rise, and your hormones are running like a Kawasaki 24/7. In the end, what seemed like a one-night stand turns into an intense and fleeting infatuation.
#3. Pollen all the way up (and twerking all the way down).
You'll trade colds for constant sneezing. You'll spend three months with your eyes and nose feeling like you just got dumped by your first love. And if you're not careful one day, you might have a beer and end up feeling like you're at your first drinking session at the local fair—watch out!
If you're the type who finds the silver lining in everything, even killer allergies, you can always think of it as rehearsing for your big moment of glory as the star of the docuseries that is your life. This one's for you, Pedro.
#4. Possessed by the ragatanga rhythm
Is floral print a must-have every spring? Haven't we already moved beyond the Flower Power vibes that are so outdated? 👌 from the Mr. Wonderful mugs?
If a week ago you were more like a White Walker and today you feel more like Austin Powers, your diagnosis is clear: you suffer from millennial hippie syndrome. You can get out of jail, but changing your personality with every season... well, maybe not.
#5. The street for you.
Who doesn't get a thrill when night falls but it's still daylight? The more daylight hours, the better mood.
It happens to us too… the hordes of tourists arriving like a wave, worse than a swarm of tiger mosquitoes in summer. It's harder to find a free spot on a terrace than to get laid during a pandemic.
#6. EXTRA: Spring also affects the skin.
And speaking of faces…
A change of season almost always cries out for a change of creams and care for the skin.
The basics: good cleaning, light moisturizers and may we never lack sun protection.
In short: unpopular opinions - we're spring people #total
For us, that We're more into Frozen than Verano Azul And the August heat makes us miserable; spring is the summer we secretly dream of. We wouldn't mind if they stretched it out a little longer (spring, don't get confused).
You know what they say: to each their own, even unpopular opinions.
Wasn't that it?
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