Why do they call it love when it means Cuffing Season
We all know those people who are They cling to winter love just as they do to their thick socks and fuzzy pajamas: At this time of year they couldn't live without them... but with the first ray of sunshine they won't even remember where they left them.
Because when the cold weather sets in and Valentine's Day starts to peek around the door It's the signal; it's the climax of the Cuffin Season.
The season when so many people are looking for a crush to pair up with and cuddle (but without commitment, okay? Don't get #Fucked) until spring, when Sundays are free to say…
If I have embedded Seen, I don't remember, and bye bye Netflix & Chill
What is Cuffing Season? What they DIDN'T tell you at Magic English
Cuffing Season = that time of year (usually from autumn to spring) when temperatures drop and the desire to snuggle under blankets increases.
Later, once spring arrives, either you get ghosted or you trade "blanket and movie" for a new spring roll.
And this repeats itself in an endless cycle with more philharmonic orchestra than in The Lion King.
The big question is: why does the same thing happen every two years?
Because of the Christmas hangover 🎄
Christmas romantic comedies (always with a happy ending), social engagements where it seems rude to go alone, and your brother-in-law's constant questions and pestering about whether you're seeing someone...
Christmas is a beautiful time… for the social pressure to pair up and share shortbread cookies (and sex plans). And sometimes, we fall into the trap.
- Because we feel lonelier in winter 👻
In winter, the days are shorter and grayer, we spend more time at home, and our plans are reduced in proportion to the drop in temperatures… Given the choice, since we're going to spend the winter lounging on the sofa, why not spice things up with a little bit of #onionism?
- Because when the temperature drops, testosterone rises. 🤒
We're not the ones saying it, Science says so. Despite the fact that, supposedly, nobody likes to have sex with their socks on…
Our hormones go crazy for us guys during this winter season: with the low temperatures, testosterone and oxytocin levels increase. Come on, it's a hormonal cocktail served cold... even though it makes you feel really hot.
- Because Valentine's Day is coming 🔜
We know that the context of love It has changed, and more and more people are celebrating with more enthusiasm the Bachelor Pride Valentine's Day, but…
Valentine's Day always comes with the same social pressure as Christmas, only in a different disguise: hearts, chocolates and condoms under the arm.
- Because of an allergy to commitment 😷
And it doesn't have to be flowers; there are allergies that accompany us every day of the year.
And maybe the Cuffing Season is just that: the placebo to "commit" without scares... and with an expiration date.
Cuffing Season: Because I'm worth it, I'm... PERIOD ✊
The Cuffing Season is NOT a time for self-reflection, confessing sins, or deleting Tinder…
It could be another perfect excuse to name something that simply We get #FuckingAway from time to time, regardless of the season…
Little spoons or skewers, with more or less company, under the down duvet or on the beach towel…
Whatever your plan is this season, as long as you don't hurt anyone; Enjoy it, twerk as much as you can (and want) and always keep things clear; thick twerking and good vibes at max level.
Let's spread love like crazy! ❤️🔥
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