The “pre”, the best moment of the night

Be careful, we have plans! She wakes up and lifts her ass off the couch to get ready. The real party begins with your ritual alone. Those pre-dogging rituals that are, most of the time, the most fun part of the night.

List of usual suspects for a good pre-twerking

• Choose good music: Rosalía, the song of the summer or the hits of OT2001, no one is going to see you, no one is going to judge you. We ALL have a list of those great songs that we are embarrassed to share in public... but that make us feel at full power when we are alone.

• Help yourself to something. It doesn't matter if it's a soft drink, a cigar or a glass of kombucha with Nesquik. The important thing is that your body prepares for a great night inside and out.

• Prepare your clothes and carefully choose what you are going to wear. There are those who say that it is lucky to try on at least 3 outfits as if you were in one of those Sunday afternoon movies... from here we only ask that you leave aside the day-to-day gayumbos and dust yourself off. the party ones... because you're worth it.

When you have everything ready and you feel like you are going to get out of it and you are going to rock it, pirate, it is time.

Tuning your pre-perreo basses

 

On your first stop in front of the bathroom mirror you realize that there are repairs that are necessary. You can't go on a plan with that bush without clearing the brush and even if you have met with your colleagues, we all know that the night confuses you and you don't know how you are going to end it.

The time has come to spruce up the area and for this we have many options depending on how beautiful you want to leave it and your type of personality:

• The artists: They are the creative and innovative ones, those who are not enough to be shaved. They are characterized by making drawings or perfect geometric shapes with the help of the clippers. If you are one of these, make sure you have a good work tool. It is always better to use small heads and utensils that allow you to work the area without cuts. Be careful with the knives, which are both stressful and scary in equal measure.

• The basic sanitizers: The ones with minimal effort, four cuts to remove leafiness and that's it, everything is ready. We also include in this group those who use the clippers to the same number, on the top head and on the bottom balls without changing the head. Without further complications. Efficiency and effectiveness are king.

• The Ken: They are characterized by leaving their bottoms like an Action Man, hair free. Normally, with the help of a blade. If you are one of these, better under the shower and with some warm water in advance. 

Whatever your style, the key is called: homogeneity. Try to dedicate the same time to all the folds, whether you leave them at zero or only touch up the ends. Better that everything looks a similar length and not like a goat has bitten your balls.

The shower or your intimate concerts

We move on to the shower, the perfect moment to feel like rock stars while we take the opportunity to soap ourselves up. Depending on the size, you can improvise a small pelvic movement or shoulder movement while singing your favorite ballad.

The pre-dog showers are so long that they leave your fingertips scratching cheese and so much accumulated steam that when you open the door it seems like a mother ship has landed on the moon. We get out of the shower, clean, smelling good and that shines like the 8 ball.

Final touches after-shower and before reaching the door

Mirror, magic mirror... Who is the hottest in the kingdom?

The music continues to play, we remove the steam from the mirror, perfect face and we begin our beauty routine. 

Handsomefyer to remove the bad face of the week, we look at our mountain body, we turn on our side, abs, beer belly, or on tap, what does it matter!, we look sexy. 

Everything seems perfect until we continue looking down and begin to feel the itch of having passed the razor. It's time, we dry the area well and look for Giggleberries among our basics, the perfect solution for our noble parts.

We take a nut of product and apply it all over the area. Apply, don't skimp... unless you are one of those who need a general rehearsal so that the function turns out perfect later, I don't know if you understand me

Any occasion is good for a pre-perreo

It doesn't matter what plans or appointments you have, whether you can't go out at night as much as you would like or whether you are confined to your municipality. Thirties and forties are the new twenties, brunches and afternoons are the new clubs and with Giggleberries the fun time is not only achieved in a bar or nightclub.

How long has it been since you had a 'date' with yourself and spent some time loving and pampering yourself? Those are the moments that are scarce and, most of the time, the best of the day.

Siwon

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