The “pre”, the best moment of the night

Listen up! We've got plans! Wake up and get off the couch, it's time to get ready. The real party starts with your solo ritual. Those pre-party rituals are, more often than not, the most fun part of the night.

List of usual suspects for a good pre-party

• Choose good musicRosalía, the song of the summer, or the hits from OT2001—no one will see you, no one will judge you. We ALL have a playlist of those amazing songs we're embarrassed to share in public… but that make us feel incredibly powerful when we're alone.

• Help yourself to something. It doesn't matter if it's a soft drink, a mixed drink, or a small glass of kombucha with Nesquik. The important thing is that your body gets ready for a great night, inside and out.

• Prepare the clothes And choose meticulously what you're going to wear. Some say it brings good luck to try on at least three outfits. outfits Like you're in one of those Sunday afternoon movies... from here we just ask you to put aside your everyday underwear and dust off your party underwear... because you're worth it.

When you have everything ready and you feel like you're going to kill it, pirate, it's time.

Pre-twerking bass tuning

The first time you step in front of the bathroom mirror, you realize some tidying up is necessary. You can't go out with plans like that, and even though you've made plans with your friends, we all know that the night can be confusing, and you're not sure how you're going to end it.

Now it's time to tidy up the area, and for this we have many options depending on how beautiful you want it to look and your personality type:

• The artists: They're the creative and innovative ones, the ones who aren't satisfied with just being clean-shaven. They're known for creating designs or perfect geometric shapes with the help of a razor. If you're one of them, make sure you have a good tool... for the job. Small heads and attachments are always better, allowing you to work the area without nicks. Be careful with straight razors; they're both close and dangerous.

• Basic sanitation workers: Those who do it with minimal effort: four snips to trim the hair and that's it, all done. We also include in this group those who use the same guard on their upper body and lower body without changing the guard. No fuss. Efficiency and effectiveness are key.

• The Kens: They're known for their hairless, action-man-style lower body. Usually, they use a razor. If you're one of them, it's best to do it in the shower after a while of warm water.

Whatever your style, the key is: consistency. Try to dedicate the same amount of time to all the folds, whether you shave it all off or just trim the ends. It's best if everything looks a similar length, not like a goat bit your balls.

The shower or your intimate concerts

We head to the shower, the perfect moment to feel like rock stars while we lather up. Depending on the size, you can improvise a little pelvic thrust or shoulder wiggle while you sing your favorite ballad.

Those pre-party showers, so long they leave your fingertips feeling like you could grate cheese, and so much steam builds up that when you open the door it feels like a mothership has just landed on the moon. We come out of the shower, clean, smelling good, and our privates shining like a marble.

Final touches after-shower and before heading out the door

Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who's the hottest guy in the kingdom?

The music keeps playing, we wipe the steam off the mirror, perfect our face and start our beauty routine.

Handsomefyer To get rid of the bad mood of the week, we look at our bodies, we turn sideways, abs, beer belly, or barrel belly, what does it matter!, we look sexy.

Everything seems perfect until we keep looking down and start to feel the sting of having just shaved. That's it. We dry the area well and look through our essentials for... Giggleberries, the perfect solution for our private parts.

We take a pea-sized amount of product and apply it all over the area. Apply, don't rub it in... unless you're one of those people who need a dress rehearsal for the whole thing to go perfectly afterward, if you know what I mean.

Any occasion is a good one for a pre-party dance.

It doesn't matter what plans or appointments you have, whether you can't go out at night as much as you'd like, or whether you're confined to your town. Your thirties and forties are the new twenties, brunches and afternoon drinks are the new nightclubs, and with Giggleberries A moment of enjoyment isn't only found at a bar or nightclub.

How long has it been since you had a 'date' with yourself and dedicated some time to yourself, pampering yourself? Those are the moments that are scarce and, more often than not, the best of the day.

Siwon

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