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• On D-day the Revelry:
On D-Day the Jarana:
Even if you are one of those who only need 15 minutes to prepare on any given Monday, a big event day is enough to allow yourself a little self-care and masturbation. Long shower, strong breakfast to last until the cocktail...
Most importantly, reserve your half hour for the touches that will make the difference: sunglasses (you may think they're too casual... but no one has ever regretted wearing them before, during or in the morning after a wedding), fresh shoes polishes and a little tuning on the face with our banzeye" class="">Banzeye eye contour to hide raccoon dark circles and our Handsomefyer all-in-one Handsomefyer" class="">Handsomefyer to instantly raise your pibonexia level and look great in the photos and stories.
• Early morning:
Remember: getting home... is your only and main objective. Save-battery-ON mode. Prepare the survival kit on the nightstand: Ibuprofen, a small bottle of Lanjarón and a local dinner place to 'soak' it.
When you are resurrected, life in slow-mo as Channel would say: a death-raising mask (like our Heroes Recharging Mask ) and a looong shower won't make the fatigue and headache go away, but your face and body will thank you.
The early morning:
Remember: getting home... is your only and main objective. Save-battery-ON mode. Prepare the survival kit on the nightstand: Ibuprofen, a small bottle of Lanjarón and a local dinner place to 'soak' it.
When you are resurrected, life in slow-mo as Channel would say: a death-raising mask (like our Heroes Recharging Mask ) and a looong shower won't make the fatigue and headache go away, but your face and body will thank you.
⚫Bonus track: tips for advanced users⚫
🔴Bonus track: tips for advanced users🔴
Bonus track (only for advanced players), as long as you have internalized the basic tips to survive season 24 of the BBCs, here are a couple of secret level tricks:
Bonus track (only for advanced players), as long as you have internalized the basic tips to survive season 24 of the BBCs, here are a couple of secret level tricks:
• Food is a marathon...
• Food is a marathon...
...not a sprint. 'The cocktail is the best'... No Borja, no. What happens is that you crave, you gorge on volovanes and croquettes and you never get to the sirloin.
...not a sprint. 'The cocktail is the best'... No Borja, no. What happens is that you crave, you gorge on volovanes and croquettes and you never get to the sirloin.
• Greetings to the family and commitments at the BEGINNING
• Greetings to the family and commitments at the BEGINNING
You get rid of it and so you can dedicate the rest of the day/night to being with whoever you want and in the state you decide.
You get rid of it and so you can dedicate the rest of the day/night to being with whoever you want and in the state you decide.
• Choose a way to interact in the open bar
• Choose a way to interact in the open bar
Or a woman over 70 years old (then you have the right to inaugurate it, but you have to dance the initial pasodoble and take the first bus) or a long-distance one (let others give themselves away first... you have a lot of night left). in front of).
Or a woman over 70 years old (then you have the right to inaugurate it, but you have to dance the initial pasodoble and take the first bus) or a long-distance one (let others give themselves away first... you have a lot of night left). in front of).
• Between drinks and drinks...
• Between drinks and drinks...
...always a glass of water.
...always a glass of water.
• Only after 00:00
• Only after 00:00
He allows himself to twerk like Annita did to Ayuso. Before that time it is possible, but you expose yourself to having a live on TikTok or IG.
He allows himself to twerk like Annita did to Ayuso. Before that time it is possible, but you expose yourself to having a live on TikTok or IG.
• Have an escape plan
• Have an escape plan
If you don't trust your judgment after certain times, check the bus schedule or hook up with someone at your target smoke bomb time. Your body for the next 3 days will thank you.
If you don't trust your judgment after certain times, check the bus schedule or hook up with someone at your target smoke bomb time. Your body for the next 3 days will thank you.
In short, Weddings, Baptisms and Communions are a very enjoyable time that, with a little planning and strategy, gives you the perfect excuse to bring your best version of yourself to the dance floor. . Hug them and enjoy it!
In short, Weddings, Baptisms and Communions are a very enjoyable time that, with a little planning and strategy, gives you the perfect excuse to bring your best version of yourself to the dance floor. . Hug them and enjoy it!
PS: this week's blog is sponsored by our Secret Pack that includes Coffe Crush (scrub so you don't get pimples ON THAT important day), Tan-Tan-Go (to get a tan tone before crossing the altar) andHandsomefyer-xtra" class="">Handsomefyer XTRA (for some amazing photos). Day, afternoon or night event... may your little face be triumphant and enjoy it.
PS: this week's blog is sponsored by the Secret Pack that includes Coffe Crush (scrub so you don't get pimples ON THAT important day), Tan-Tan-Go (to get a tan tone before crossing the altar) andHandsomefyer-xtra" class="">Handsomefyer XTRA (for some amazing photos). Day, afternoon or night event... may your little face be triumphant and enjoy it.
Secret pack
Secret pack
Treatment to increase 2 levels of attractiveness in less than 30 seconds.
It makes you tan like in summer and gives your face a triumphant night look.
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Banzeye eye contour to hide raccoon dark circles and our Handsomefyer all-in-one Handsomefyer" class="">Handsomefyer to instantly raise your pibonexia level and look great in the photos and stories.
• On D-day the Revelry:
On D-Day the Jarana:
Even if you are one of those who only need 15 minutes to prepare on any given Monday, a big event day is enough to allow yourself a little self-care and masturbation. Long shower, strong breakfast to last until the cocktail...
Most importantly, reserve your half hour for the touches that will make the difference: sunglasses (you may think they're too casual... but no one has ever regretted wearing them before, during or in the morning after a wedding), fresh shoes polishes and a little tuning on the face with our banzeye" class="">Banzeye eye contour to hide raccoon dark circles and our Handsomefyer all-in-one Handsomefyer" class="">Handsomefyer to instantly raise your pibonexia level and look great in the photos and stories.
• Early morning:
Remember: getting home... is your only and main objective. Save-battery-ON mode. Prepare the survival kit on the nightstand: Ibuprofen, a small bottle of Lanjarón and a local dinner place to 'soak' it.
When you are resurrected, life in slow-mo as Channel would say: a death-raising mask (like our Heroes Recharging Mask ) and a looong shower won't make the fatigue and headache go away, but your face and body will thank you.
The early morning:
Remember: getting home... is your only and main objective. Save-battery-ON mode. Prepare the survival kit on the nightstand: Ibuprofen, a small bottle of Lanjarón and a local dinner place to 'soak' it.
When you are resurrected, life in slow-mo as Channel would say: a death-raising mask (like our Heroes Recharging Mask ) and a looong shower won't make the fatigue and headache go away, but your face and body will thank you.
⚫Bonus track: tips for advanced users⚫
🔴Bonus track: tips for advanced users🔴
Bonus track (only for advanced players), as long as you have internalized the basic tips to survive season 24 of the BBCs, here are a couple of secret level tricks:
Bonus track (only for advanced players), as long as you have internalized the basic tips to survive season 24 of the BBCs, here are a couple of secret level tricks:
• Food is a marathon...
• Food is a marathon...
...not a sprint. 'The cocktail is the best'... No Borja, no. What happens is that you crave, you gorge on volovanes and croquettes and you never get to the sirloin.
...not a sprint. 'The cocktail is the best'... No Borja, no. What happens is that you crave, you gorge on volovanes and croquettes and you never get to the sirloin.
• Greetings to the family and commitments at the BEGINNING
• Greetings to the family and commitments at the BEGINNING
You get rid of it and so you can dedicate the rest of the day/night to being with whoever you want and in the state you decide.
You get rid of it and so you can dedicate the rest of the day/night to being with whoever you want and in the state you decide.
• Choose a way to interact in the open bar
• Choose a way to interact in the open bar
Or a woman over 70 years old (then you have the right to inaugurate it, but you have to dance the initial pasodoble and take the first bus) or a long-distance one (let others give themselves away first... you have a lot of night left). in front of).
Or a woman over 70 years old (then you have the right to inaugurate it, but you have to dance the initial pasodoble and take the first bus) or a long-distance one (let others give themselves away first... you have a lot of night left). in front of).
• Between drinks and drinks...
• Between drinks and drinks...
...always a glass of water.
...always a glass of water.
• Only after 00:00
• Only after 00:00
He allows himself to twerk like Annita did to Ayuso. Before that time it is possible, but you expose yourself to having a live on TikTok or IG.
He allows himself to twerk like Annita did to Ayuso. Before that time it is possible, but you expose yourself to having a live on TikTok or IG.
• Have an escape plan
• Have an escape plan
If you don't trust your judgment after certain times, check the bus schedule or hook up with someone at your target smoke bomb time. Your body for the next 3 days will thank you.
If you don't trust your judgment after certain times, check the bus schedule or hook up with someone at your target smoke bomb time. Your body for the next 3 days will thank you.
In short, Weddings, Baptisms and Communions are a very enjoyable time that, with a little planning and strategy, gives you the perfect excuse to bring your best version of yourself to the dance floor. . Hug them and enjoy it!
In short, Weddings, Baptisms and Communions are a very enjoyable time that, with a little planning and strategy, gives you the perfect excuse to bring your best version of yourself to the dance floor. . Hug them and enjoy it!
PS: this week's blog is sponsored by our Secret Pack that includes Coffe Crush (scrub so you don't get pimples ON THAT important day), Tan-Tan-Go (to get a tan tone before crossing the altar) andHandsomefyer-xtra" class="">Handsomefyer XTRA (for some amazing photos). Day, afternoon or night event... may your little face be triumphant and enjoy it.
PS: this week's blog is sponsored by the Secret Pack that includes Coffe Crush (scrub so you don't get pimples ON THAT important day), Tan-Tan-Go (to get a tan tone before crossing the altar) andHandsomefyer-xtra" class="">Handsomefyer XTRA (for some amazing photos). Day, afternoon or night event... may your little face be triumphant and enjoy it.
Secret pack
Secret pack
Treatment to increase 2 levels of attractiveness in less than 30 seconds.
It makes you tan like in summer and gives your face a triumphant night look.
Treatment to increase 2 levels of attractiveness.It makes you tan like in summer and gives your face a triumphant night look.
BUY NOW
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Trucos para ir pintón a una Boda, Bautizo o Comunión
Trucos para ir pintón a una Boda, Bautizo o Comunión
La temporada de BBCs (Bodas, Bautizos y Comuniones) queda oficialmente inaugurada. Con la llegada de la primavera, se pone en marcha toda la maquinaria pensada para ocupar tus fines de semana con eventos y vaciarte la cartera con los regalos.
Estas citas con la familia (cercana o lejana) también son una oportunidad perfecta de demostrarles lo bien que te trata la vida y lo guapo que estás (y la suerte que tienes de vivir lejos de ellos... 😅). Por eso, para sacar a pasear tu mejor versión, hoy te traemos truquis de manual para sobrevivir a la season 24' de las BBCs en familia.
La temporada de BBCs (Bodas, Bautizos y Comuniones) queda oficialmente inaugurada. Con la llegada de la primavera, se pone en marcha toda la maquinaria pensada para ocupar tus fines de semana con eventos y vaciarte la cartera con los regalos.
Estas citas con la familia (cercana o lejana) también son una oportunidad perfecta de demostrarles lo bien que te trata la vida y lo guapo que estás (y la suerte que tienes de vivir lejos de ellos... 😅). Por eso, para sacar a pasear tu mejor versión, hoy te traemos truquis de manual para sobrevivir a la season 24' de las BBCs en familia.
• Una semana antes de la Celebration:
Sabías que tenías evento hace 6-9 meses y, aun así, te alcanzan las prisas. Inevitable. Los mínimos innegociables son: 1) pedir cita en tu pelu de confianza 2-4 días antes (que tu madre cuando te vea no se percate del efecto "recién cortado"), 2) desempolvar el traje del armario para asegurar que todavía te vale o invocar el poder de Amancio Ortega de urgencia y 3) quitarte la cara de Cásper del invierno con nuestro sérum autobronceador Tan-Tan-Go. Si empiezas a usarlo el lunes, para la boda del finde vas con un tono de moreno adicional, que siempre ayuda a generar envidias.
Una semana antes de la Celebration:
Sabías que tenías evento hace 6-9 meses y, aun así, te alcanzan las prisas. Inevitable. Los mínimos innegociables son:
1) Pedir cita en tu pelu de confianza 2-4 días antes (que tu madre cuando te vea no se percate del efecto "recién cortado").
2) Desempolvar el traje del armario para asegurar que todavía te vale o invocar el poder de Amancio Ortega de urgencia.
3) Quitarte la cara de Cásper del invierno con nuestro sérum autobronceador Tan-Tan-Go. Si empiezas a usarlo el lunes, para la boda del finde vas con un tono de moreno adicional, que siempre ayuda a generar envidias.
Aunque seas de los que solo necesitan 15 min para prepararte un lunes cualquiera, un día de eventazo da como para permitirse un poco de auto-cuidado y onanismo. Duchita larga, desayuno fuerte para aguantar hasta el cocktail...
Lo más importante, resérvate su media hora para los toques que marcarán la diferencia: gafas de sol (puedes pensar que son demasiado informales... pero nunca nadie se ha arrepentido de llevarlas antes, durante o amaneciendo después de una boda), zapatos recién pulidos y un poco de tuneo en la cara con nuestro contorno de ojos Banzeye para disimular las ojeras de mapache y nuestro perfeccionador todo-en-uno Handsomefyer para subirte un nivel de pibonexia al instante y salir de revista en las fotos y stories.
• El día D la Jarana:
El día D la Jarana:
Aunque seas de los que solo necesitan 15 min para prepararte un lunes cualquiera, un día de eventazo da como para permitirse un poco de auto-cuidado y onanismo. Duchita larga, desayuno fuerte para aguantar hasta el cocktail...
Lo más importante, resérvate su media hora para los toques que marcarán la diferencia: gafas de sol (puedes pensar que son demasiado informales... pero nunca nadie se ha arrepentido de llevarlas antes, durante o amaneciendo después de una boda), zapatos recién pulidos y un poco de tuneo en la cara con nuestro contorno de ojos Banzeye para disimular las ojeras de mapache y nuestro perfeccionador todo-en-uno Handsomefyer para subirte un nivel de pibonexia al instante y salir de revista en las fotos y stories.
• La madrugá:
Recuerda: llegar a casa... es tu único y principal objetivo. Modo save-batery-ON. Prepara el kit de supervivencia en la mesita de noche: Ibuprofenos, botellita de Lanjarón y algún lugar de recena localizado para ‘que empape’.
Cuando resucites, vida en slow-mo que diría Channel: una mascarilla levantamuertos (como nuestra Heroes Recharging Mask) y una ducha laaaarga no harán que desaparezca la fatiguita y el dolor de cabeza, pero tu cara y cuerpo lo agradecerán.
La madrugá:
Recuerda: llegar a casa... es tu único y principal objetivo. Modo save-batery-ON. Prepara el kit de supervivencia en la mesita de noche: Ibuprofenos, botellita de Lanjarón y algún lugar de recena localizado para ‘que empape’.
Cuando resucites, vida en slow-mo que diría Channel: una mascarilla levantamuertos (como nuestra Heroes Recharging Mask) y una ducha laaaarga no harán que desaparezca la fatiguita y el dolor de cabeza, pero tu cara y cuerpo lo agradecerán.
⚫Bonus track: tips para avanzados⚫
🔴Bonus track: tips para avanzados🔴
Bonus track (solo para aventajados), siempre y cuando hayas interiorizado los tips básicos para sobrevivir a la season 24 de las BBCs, aquí un par de trucos de nivel secreto:
Bonus track (solo para aventajados), siempre y cuando hayas interiorizado los tips básicos para sobrevivir a la season 24 de las BBCs, aquí un par de trucos de nivel secreto:
• La comida es una maratón...
• La comida es una maratón...
...no un sprint. ‘El cocktail es lo mejor’... No Borja, no. Lo que ocurre es que eres un ansias, te atiborras a volovanes y croquetas y nunca llegas al solomillo.
...no un sprint. ‘El cocktail es lo mejor’... No Borja, no. Lo que ocurre es que eres un ansias, te atiborras a volovanes y croquetas y nunca llegas al solomillo.
• Saludos a la family y a compromisos al PRINCIPIO
• Saludos a la family y a compromisos al PRINCIPIO
Te lo quitas de encima y así te puedes dedicar el resto del día/noche a estar con quien quieras y en el estado que tú decidas.
Te lo quitas de encima y así te puedes dedicar el resto del día/noche a estar con quien quieras y en el estado que tú decidas.
• Elige un modo de relacionarte en la barra libre
• Elige un modo de relacionarte en la barra libre
O señora mayor de 70 años (entonces tienes derecho a inaugurarla, pero tienes que bailar el pasodoble inicial y coger el primer bus) o de largo recorrido (que sean otros los que se delaten de primeras... a ti te queda mucha noche por delante).
O señora mayor de 70 años (entonces tienes derecho a inaugurarla, pero tienes que bailar el pasodoble inicial y coger el primer bus) o de largo recorrido (que sean otros los que se delaten de primeras... a ti te queda mucha noche por delante).
• Entre copa y copa...
• Entre copa y copa...
...siempre vasito de agua.
...siempre vasito de agua.
• Solo a partir de las 00:00
• Solo a partir de las 00:00
Se permite perrear como Annita se lo hizo a Ayuso. Antes de esa hora es posible, pero te expones a que te hagan un live en TikTok o IG.
Se permite perrear como Annita se lo hizo a Ayuso. Antes de esa hora es posible, pero te expones a que te hagan un live en TikTok o IG.
• Ten un plan de fuga
• Ten un plan de fuga
Si no confías en tu criterio a partir de ciertas horas, controla el horario de buses o compínchate con alguien en tu hora objetivo de bomba de humo. Tu cuerpo de los próximos 3 días lo agradecerá.
Si no confías en tu criterio a partir de ciertas horas, controla el horario de buses o compínchate con alguien en tu hora objetivo de bomba de humo. Tu cuerpo de los próximos 3 días lo agradecerá.
En definitiva, las Bodas, Bautizos y Comuniones son una época la mar de disfrutona que, con su poquito de planificación y estrategia, te dan la excusa perfecta para sacar a menear a la pista de baile tu mejor versión. Abrázalas y gózalo!
En definitiva, las Bodas, Bautizos y Comuniones son una época la mar de disfrutona que, con su poquito de planificación y estrategia, te dan la excusa perfecta para sacar a menear a la pista de baile tu mejor versión. Abrázalas y gózalo!
P.d: el blog de esta semana viene patrocinado por nuestro Pack Secreto que te incluye Coffe Crush (exfoliante para que no te salgan granos ESE día importante), Tan-Tan-Go (para subirte un tono de moreno antes de cruzar el altar) yHandsomefyer Xtra (para unas fotos de infarto). Evento de día, tarde o noche... que tu carita vaya triunfal y lo goce.
P.d: el blog de esta semana viene patrocinado por el Pack Secreto que te incluye Coffe Crush (exfoliante para que no te salgan granos ESE día importante), Tan-Tan-Go (para subirte un tono de moreno antes de cruzar el altar) y Handsomefyer Xtra (para unas fotos de infarto). Evento de día, tarde o noche... que tu carita vaya triunfal y lo goce.
Pack secreto
Pack secreto
Tratamiento para subir 2 niveles de atractivo en menos de 30 seg.
Te pone moreno como en verano y le da a tu cara un aspecto de noche triunfal.
Tratamiento para subir 2 niveles de atractivo. Te pone moreno como en verano y le da a tu cara un aspecto de noche triunfal.