We respond #SinFiltro to our clients' comments (Spoiler: #trolls are coming)
Opinions are like 🍑: everyone has a different one and thinks that only everyone else's sucks... 🤢
Today, that we have woken up in Goblin mode , We have come to respond #SinFilters to the TOP #5 (+1 for the face) most random, most square, most circus comments that we have thrown in our faces lately.
1. A content creator user (come on, who is dedicated to Only Fans full time) gave us a review on the web: “It smells great but leaves a lot to be desired as a lubricant for anal intercourse.”
We understand that reading in general, and instructions in particular, is not what feeds you. But for things that you intend to put up your asshole, we would tell you to make an exception and, at least, look at the drawings of how it is used.
That the group then ends up in the emergency room with hamsters, vacuum bottles and even umbrellas opened by the followers.
2. Seen on networks of a profile without photos or friends🤔: “You look cool and in the end you only sell makeup”
Eehhh... won't you be a competitor - a makeup brand with fluff that our mandanguita loves the crowd more than your genderless miquilliji...?
Asked.
Conspiracies aside; You should never say I won't drink this water, this priest is not my father nor this nepe doesn't fit me... but for now we don't do makeup. We make (and are VERY good at) all-in-one creampies like our
3. Una muy buena amiga de A➡️Z dijo: “Me ha dejado fascinada. Se trata de una pasta que puedes aplicar con un palito directamente en la nariz, mentón y en aquellas zonas que necesites. Deja secar y quitas como si fuese una tira de cera. Vas a alucinar con lo que sale. Me parece alucinantemente bueno.”
We are amazed... with your way of using it... so particular. We have no proof, but you also have no doubt that that day you were liceier than the Grecas in an open bar... but our scrub neither dries nor strips.
So that there are no misunderstandings: Coffe Crush is an exfoliant against blackheads and pimples that is applied giving you a pleasant facial massage and removed with water... simply.
4. Un usuario al que le gustan bien grandes nos dice: “Pretender vender algo y no indicar el tamaño del envase es querer engañar!!”
We believe that the user is talking more about his history of disappointments in sexual encounters on Badoo than about our creams. On the website we put the milliliters of cream and how long it lasts... but we'll sign up next time to take a photo of the bottle in one hand and the TV remote control in the other; which we understand is the type of DM that our client in question would like to receive.
5. A being of light, not long ago, told us: “As long as the shipment is by Post Office or there are no more shipping options, I will neither repeat nor recommend it.”
And what do I do, Super, do I kill myself?
Shipping FREE, in less than 48-72H…or that I was a demon!
In private and with a beer... we won't be the ones to defend the Post Office service... but until they give us the money to hire delivery drivers all over Spain... well, that's what we have to do.
6. Here is a comment from our leading physicist, chemist... and toxicant: “Products with too many toxic ingredients or doubtful toxicity.”
Not that we were Bin Laden or Chernobyl.
We don't feel like ending up in Soto de Real or Alhaurín de la Torre (maybe the stripes don't suit us).
For toxic, call your ex or those apps designed by 3 students (literally) who have managed to make more noise than the entire body of health technicians in the EU.
In cosmetics what hurts are the words of haters and deceptive words. Not the regulated ingredients, approved by LAW and that have been under investigation before you got the first Tanzanian in your scrotum.
And as the last super tip of the day...
We take few of them seriously, but for those who whistle at us we give our all. If not, we are more of karma positive points and eternal holiday mood.
PD: If after raising your eyebrow and frowning with so many WTF comments you are afraid of the look on your face… give our hands a try
ANTI-WRINKLE NIGHT CREMIGEL WITH RETINOL.
Minimizes wrinkles, expression lines and helps with pimples.
We do cool right,
Siwon
