Gifts for you, sugardaddy!

Pimpy daddy, pimpy daddy… 🎵🎵

The concept of daddy has evolved… quite a bit. Gone are the mustaches - oh no! They're back again... - well, left are the pants under the armpits (🤔mmm wait, I think they're coming back this spring too) ..., well, left are the cars with Camela thundering and pine air freshener (wow… that too now with C. Tangana has become fashionable again…🙈). I give up.

The case; Now we daddies are different. We show our ankles in winter, we keep our hair even if it's made in Turkey and our cars smell like Calvin Klein and debt.

At your age, your father filed his tax return in 20 minutes and raised a family. For you, your biggest drama is accidentally posting a photo without a filter. The current 'maturity' wears a branded tracksuit, a outlined beard and a chest sculpted in marble. 😜

And at this time of year when Father's Day is approaching, we want to give you some gift ideas... that you would never give to yours. Because YOU are and feel like a real daddy, challenging logic and Darwinism: classic, sportsman or hipster... we have ideas for everyone, hey, self-gifting is also a whim typical of this level.

Because time moves on for everyone,#dear , but what you have is a… SPECTACULAR age.

Cool gifts for millennial DILFs

For the hipster...

Before they are permanently removed from the market, Polaroids are still cool, especially if you are a hipster daddy. You know, to take and print photos instantly. In the online version you have apps like Dispo , which 'reveals' the photos you take during the day throughout an entire night so you can live in the moment. 

Another best-seller for hipster daddies is the set to make beer at home without staining the bathtub. Local production and with a deck of recipes on YouTube, those who try it will never get a liter in the supermarket again.

Iron-papi

Giving yourself a exercise bracelet or watch is good for keeping you motivated to return to exercise after the cold and making sexy drawings in your app while you run. Fitbit has always been cool on the market, but little by little those from Xiaomi are entering our hearts that do not measure your dignity, but do measure millions of other stories such as blood oxygen for a more than decent price.

For city naturists

If you have someone to share with, even if the other person doesn't know it yet, there are incredible plans in the light of the stars without emptying your pocket. A bubble hotel to sleep while watching the sky or rent a caravan for a weekend to feel wilder than Frank from the Jungle but in the Pyrenees. Weekend to the song and road. 

For the sore daddy

If stress accumulates in your kidneys, calves, shoulders or back... skip the physio on this date and give yourself a Thai massage. They are a little BDSM because they are uncomfortable at first... but from pain to pleasure they say there is a step... and the truth is that after a Thai girl walks along your back as if she were on a pilgrimage to Rocío, your knots will come off and You end up like the one who was beaten with a jasmine.

🚨 Product placement alert , if your pocket doesn't allow for Thai, our Heroes recharging mask are PM hydrogel masks that, in twenty minutes, give your face the effect of a two-hour spa. 😜

For everyone (except the apprehensive)

Have you thought about what your DNA reveals? If carrots or turnips make you more fat, if you are predisposed to diseases or even the effect of coffee on your body. If you want a quick read of your body's book, we recommend that you take a DNA test, which now ranges from 70 bucks to 200 (depending on how crazy you get asking for stories).

…And a change of look, or an online course for that hobby that you always had but never dared to start or the real leather jacket or the Bershka… baby, you are very big and this is your moment. Enjoy it and let it show inside and out. If Becky G sings it... it will be for a reason. /I like them older. 🎵

We do cool right!

Siwon