10 original gift ideas for very Siwon men
'Original gifts for men'/ 'what to give a man'/ 'sexy gifts'... you've tried all the combinations on Google and... nothing? Here's a list with 10 ideas to leave people speechless and with their butts clenched from the shock.
Fed up with searching for the perfect gift? Are you one of those people who ends up giving Amazon gift cards or do you do the typical 'The gift receipt is inside the bag.'because you know you've given a terribly tacky last-minute gift?'
Finding the perfect gift is tricky… almost impossible… so why not give something witty with a subtle message to get a laugh? We've compiled 10 truly original ideas, subliminal hints to really get your friends on the ball.
Eye! We don't take a commission For none of this... we just like to give... and receive... happiness. 😁
1. Poster of teloputodijeshop
Because phrases like "I'm going to do it slower than the Gran Vía metro" won't be in the Prado Museum... but they deserve a spot above your nightstand or in your bathroom. Who needs positive culture and a therapist when you can spend a fortune on a painting that'll hang in your hallway forever? Exactly.
RRP: 9.99 V-Bucks
2. Handsomefyer – Instant face enhancer
Uh… obviously we were going to do some product placement for one of ours, that was clear, right? The Handsomefyer is the perfect little gift for this Christmas. Give it to that friend who's starting to show his age, or that one who used to go out partying and nothing would happen to him, but now looks like a total panda after just a couple of drinks on a Thursday. They'll give you a dirty look… but their face will thank you.
RRP: 29.95 bucks
3. Cup Only Male
For that friend you know is glued to her phone all day, constantly stalking her numerous crushes, or to troll your Aunt Esperanza, who's a big fan of Spanish flags and subscribes to the Cartuja porcelain collection. Either way, these little cups will delight your office colleagues and be a hit on Zoom.
RRP: 14.90 bucks
4. Eggs masturbators
So you can say 'this little egg needs salt' or dedicate it to that lazy friend who's had his entire nether region resting on the couch this year. You have a 3D model that looks like it was ripped from a cauliflower's anus here and a cheaper travel one to keep in the fridge here.
And how much? Between 10 and 40 euros.
5. Go to plant a pine tree
So, besides telling them to go to hell, discreetly reduce your carbon footprint with this sustainable initiative.
Gardening, eco-friendly, and social distancing. It has all the buzzwords, all in one.
RRP: 22 bucks
6. Giggleberries
Did you think you could get away with it with just one of our products? No way, mate, no way.A must-have this Christmas is our 'giggleberries gel', a cream for down there. 🍆 full of good vibes.
Good vibes and also a goody bag that moisturizes after shaving, refreshes and soothes afterward, and acts as a deodorant before dancing. A real statement of intent if you send it to your crush or a cry for help if you give it to that friend who's been feeling pretty damned tired of not even catching COVID this year.
RRP: 15.95 bucks
7. Inflatable doll customizable
The coolest thing is to put on whoever's face you want and do it hard with anger and lust. But... if the price puts you off, here You have a cheaper option with the face of Grandma Maricarmen, because to each their own. Have you ever imagined hooking up with your school teacher or the crazy cat neighbor who flirts with you on the landing while you're taking out the trash? This is your chance to get revenge and upload it to OnlyFans.
This deserves special mention web where they talk about the benefits of buying an inflatable doll instead of renting one like Uber. Quite a lesson in hygiene, yes sir.
RRP: The grandma, 22 bucks
8. Candies shaped like a sperm
For your cousin, the one who makes TikToks where she shows too much cleavage and pouts, she should start learning what's coming her way in a few years; for that friend you know who always breaks their diet in public restrooms; or for your partner (even if it's just for one night) to take the next step in your relationship while staring intently into your eyes.
RRP: 5.70 bucks
9. Plan Generator random
This is pure, unadulterated annoyingness. Give it to that typical friend who's always like, "Hey man, wanna hang out?" and he's like, "I don't know, whatever you want"... Mr. Wonderful optimism that will delight even the darkest hearts on those COVID lockdown afternoons.
RRP: 9.95 bucks
10. Corkscrew with a hunky man
Because touching that plastic figure is the closest you've come this year to showing off a pretty face or touching such a hard breast.
Furthermore, it gives you the perfect excuse to uncork that bottle of Albariño from Mercadona and indulge in one of your new mindfulness routines achieved this year: ending up an alcoholic like Las Grecas, without remorse.
RRP: 12.99 V-Bucks
And if you secretly want someone to get it for you, send this list to your friends or ask our Santa on IG. What would you like them to bring you, you rascal? 😏🎁
