HOT VAX SUMMER! The sluttiest summer of our lives is coming

Unless you've spent the last year and a half hiding in a cave, you'll already know that most of humanity has spent the last year and a half... hiding in a cave. 😅.

It's been a... weird year. Kind of down. Really rough.

So now that the vaccination campaign is underway, and having experienced everything (even Esperanza Aguirre appearing in Mask Singer), all that's left for us is to give ourselves over to the spree.

And it's going all out. Everywhere you look there's an atmosphere of total revelry. People who have been repressed, inhibited, and subdued for a long time. They're eager to party.

Welcome to the “hot vax summer“ 🔥

This summer my body is craving mambo Nº5 (yes, I said 5)

The term 'hot vax summer' leads touring the press several weeksTranslated into Spanish, it means "the vaccine's whore summer," something like the desire to give us everything... And from all sides...

Because you may have had a partner to comfort you all this time (if you haven't killed each other along the way) but... what about single people? Has no one thought about the blue balls of single people?

There haven't been enough nights of flirting in 2020; going down to the nearest bar, a quick glance here, a "I'll buy you a drink" there, a quick trip to the bathroom...

So now it's time for sex and debauchery. Lots of debauchery.

People are horny, and that's true because I say so, because of my multiple personalities, imaginary friends, this month's Quore quiz… and because SCIENCE says so: they're selling. more sex toys than ever before, and the use of dating apps has skyrocketed. to unimaginable levels.

You might think, “Oh yes, but people have gotten used to managing on their own.And I tell you: WRONG!!!! Do you know which profiles are currently the most popular on Tinder? The which include in its description the word “vaccinated"

Prepared, willing, and open-minded (and open-legged)

Do you remember that suffocating feeling of opening the doors of the nightclub and bumping into the invisible wall of sweat, hormones and fluids floating in the air?

Do you remember how you used to run away from all that?

Well, I have a feeling this summer is going to be the complete opposite: full of the desire to party, to meet people, to get back into sweaty, drug-fueled ovens in the wee hours of the morning with another two hundred people.

And we're preparing our bodies and minds for it. One of the most booming industries right now is cosmetic surgery (we we're tuning to emerge from the pandemic looking good and making a living) and the percentage of people open to dating a stranger, after historic lows, It's already above of 60%.

Furthermore, statistically, we have “hunger to touch each other"(of groping each other, rather), to the point that we are more willing than ever to have casual sex. A one-night stand whose name you won't remember and whom you'll never hear about again? Well, even the most conservative among us are up for it this summer.

The energy pent up for months is so intense that "hot summer" falls short of describing the phenomenon. It's much better to say of the “whore-summer”Or that rare moment when we all don't care about eight or eighty, a wild orgy in an abandoned industrial park doesn't seem like such a bad idea, and the freedom of helmets is more socially valued than being a good, formal, and well-groomed boy.

Formality is cold. And people are warm.

Will the Roaring Twenties be repeated?

If all this sounds crazy to you, just think that There is a historical precedent: the Roaring Twenties.

It wasn't that the war ended and everyone started staring at Cuenca all the time, but there was definitely some revelry and unbridled fun. In fact, the idea of ​​a wild summer extended to the entire decade. Experts predict an economic decade too quite whore, with everything growing big and wild.

2020 was the year we put our lives on pause. And it was awful. We stopped seeing other people, we shut ourselves in our homes, and we developed a terrible panic about everything that used to make us happy. We haven't lost the desireThey've been there in the background, macerating, getting bigger and bigger.

This summer is about opening the floodgates to let all the good things in again. It was about time.

P.dAnd since you're going to need some tuning for all those plans, you know that We'll take care of your face with our Handsomefyer normal or XTRA, that's how you split it, I'm sure.

Siwon

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